The difference between Melbourne and Sydney…

In my conversation with Vinnie yesterday I made comment on his propensity to catch up with friends over a coffee. “How many coffees do you drink a day?” I asked. “Too many” he said, then added: “That’s what you do in Melbourne. In Melbourne you have coffee; in Sydney you have a kebab.”

I though this was funny. Sums up the differences too very neatly, and he should know – he’s from Sydney.