Ban the wank

Tea Party serves up a long-shot surprise

I know this sounds like a skit on SNL, but all this is true. That growing band of American nutters, otherwise known as the Tea Party, have hit the mainstream with one of their number elected to be the Republican senate candidate in Delaware. Here claim to fame (or infamy) is her opposition to masturbation. That’s right, no more rustling under sheets, no more afternoon delights, and I expect consequently, no more internet porn. It may result in a race of 7 foot behemoths with perfect eyesight, but where’s the fun?

Where do these people come from? How are they created? What’s becoming of the States?

If only her parents had chosen to self-please instead.

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